From The Project Gutenberg eBook, Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 99, July 19, 1890
Includes a number of verses for a topical song, here's the first:
I fancied that this Instrument
Would make a great sensation
And that its music would content
The critics and the nation,
I know it is what vulgar folks
Christen the "Constant-screamer;"
I thought you'd scorn such feeble jokes;
It seems I was a dreamer.
You writhe your lips, you close your ears!
Dear me! Such conduct tries me.
You do not like it, it appears
Well, well,—you do surprise me!